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A Predator on "Aimless talking"

A Predator — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 03:38:23 +0000

A beautiful expose of why Men's Magazines are shit, massive props to the voters who chose him:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jun/01/fhm-andrej-pejic-apology

A Predator on "Ed's Amazing Deaths"

A Predator — Tue, 31 May 2011 15:38:26 +0000

It is an amazing death unto itself as it was amazing what was in it before it died. Though those were funny.

nood on "Ed's Amazing Deaths"

nood — Tue, 31 May 2011 11:28:52 +0000

now how do we break this to you gently...

EAD has gone to live on a farm and is very happy now.

Tsquared on "Ed's Amazing Deaths"

Tsquared — Tue, 31 May 2011 08:50:29 +0000

I know someone posted a link to one of the 'Darwin Awards' given to people that have died in ridiculous circumstances at the start of this thread, but I own one of those books, and here are my 3 favourites. (All are true, I'll find the book and scan in the page if needs be!)

1. One man (in America I think?) stole a vintage WW2 pistol from an old mans house, tried to hold up the local cash and carry. When the cashier refused to hand over the money, CCTV images record the criminal pulling the trigger. Noting immediately happened, so the criminal is seen to turn the gun to his face to look down the barrel. Because the vintage pistol contained vintage ammo, there was a delay in ignition. Long story short, he shot himself in the head!

2. There was a court appearance with a man charged with possession of a live hand grenade which had a 5-metre kill radius. The defendant avidly protested it was fake. Apparently, as the case drew on, the Judge got bored and pulled the pin out of the grenade.

3. And a final quick one- A bloke was pruning a tree, and cut off the branch that he was sitting on - fell to his death.

Hopefully these are useful!

robwebster on "Aimless talking"

robwebster — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 22:00:14 +0000

That sounds dead hot.

I'm watching East is East for the first time right now on channel 4. Raji James isn't in it much, for all he harps on about it.

A Predator on "Aimless talking"

A Predator — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 23:43:06 +0000

People who are into food sex will put ghost, I remember the time with my last girlfriend when we came across a crash, caught a ghost and smeared it all over her busters and down theres and licked it off, was well sexy.

robwebster on "Aimless talking"

robwebster — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 21:52:27 +0000

Hahahaha, right. You know when you do something 'cause you just want to be helpful, even though you know it'll probably boring?

An acquaintance (don't know her very well at all, maybe spoken on a couple of occasions a couple of years ago?) from university just sent a message to everyone on her friends list asking them to participate in a survey on the supernatural. Fears, beliefs, etc., or so I presumed. It's only short, and will only take five minutes, so I go "yep, okay, go on then."

1. How old are you?

Easy, that'd be "b. 18-25."

2. Which gender are you?

a. Male

b. Female

c. Rather not say

Did toy with "c" but I don't think it's as ridiculous to categorise by gender as it is to categorise by, say, race, so I just went along with it. "a. Male."

THEN, this survey got fucking BRILLIANT.

3. Which of the following do you consider more sexual?

a. Werewolf

b. Vampire

c. Ghost

"Oh god, it's going down this route. This doesn't really apply to me, I can't deal with that Twilighty fantasis-- WAIT. C IS GHOST. GHOST IS AN OPTION. I CAN SAY GHOST."

Not only do I get to help out, but I am going to enjoy this survey.

...Who the fuck put ghost!?

A Predator on "Aimless talking"

A Predator — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:16:02 +0000

40% is a minimum pass at uni, it says at least he went with it and it payed off somewhat.

Ah he got yelled at by the audience too, poor fellow. Was nice to see you too sir, huzzah for that, can drag them to the next Emergency Broadcast maybe.

Rusty on "Aimless talking"

Rusty — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:21:39 +0000

Hammersmith show was a very good night. The American next to me had literally asked for "one for Tonight" at the box office, and thought he was getting Mogadishu! Turned out he enjoyed it, but understood about 40% of it!

Wierd set-up for the tickets though. Rows A,B and C were sold out on the website when I booked - there was no row A and B and no-one was in row C who was supposed to be there - Ray and Ed made them all sit there for being late!

Josh, you did get a fair old bit of stick. I was with Alex from Virgin Media though, and he got an even worse going over! My other mate got a bit of stick too. I have no idea how I got away with it. I'll probably pay for that at a later show!

Was good to see you afterwards, I've converted a couple of friends in to Ray and Ed fans too!

However the mission to ruin Richard's night was a total failure as Ray and Ed did a fantastic job.

A Predator on "Aimless talking"

A Predator — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:46:50 +0000

Went to see Ray and Ed compare a show last night at the Hammersmith Lyric, it was an awesome night to say the least, Ray and Ed were brilliant as ever doing a bit of banter and a scary man's tatoos and some Emergency Broadcast stuff and one of Ed's Sexy Sessions. Great to finally see Simon Munnery in the flesh and John Moloney was lovely and I got proper ripped into by Al Murray too which was topped of a brilliant night perfectly. Many thanks for another great night guys.

DylanfromMerika on "Arse Hair"

DylanfromMerika — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 13:07:13 +0000

Sleeping in a bed next to a woman with long hair, they sometimes work their way in there too.

Ray Peacock on "Arse Hair"

Ray Peacock — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 01:00:59 +0000

First time it happened to me it really panicked me. Think it is the last taboo in life probably.

A Predator on "Arse Hair"

A Predator — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 22:35:04 +0000

Welcome you bloody one eyed nutter sir.

P...ter Sutcliffe on "Arse Hair"

P...ter Sutcliffe — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 20:33:15 +0000

I used to have pretty long hair and was totally unaware that this was what was happening. I thought I just had freakishly long arse hair.

Maybe I did, but it seems to have stopped now my hair is short... So thanks Ray for teaching me some stuff and putting my mind at ease.

And hello everybody.

A Predator on "Arse Hair"

A Predator — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 06:03:16 +0000

I'm looking forward to the point when my hair is that long.

dunebug on "Arse Hair"

dunebug — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 05:58:38 +0000

I can't believe I'm starting a new topic for this but I can confirm that long head hair often works it's way right up into your anus.

It's weirdly satisfying to pull one out, like squeezing a blackhead.

A Predator on "ed...ucation"

A Predator — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 17:42:15 +0000

Here's what Ray said in a previous topic "In all honesty, it is tremendously unlikely we would ever do a section
that was suggested on the forum - not because of the quality or anything like that - but because we are pretty insistent that all our ideas are our own". So that is the basis for it and it is totally understandable.

nood on "ed...ucation"

nood — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 12:09:07 +0000

can't see why they couldn't use it just because someone else came up with it 'specially when they so publicly donated it.

Karl_Pilkington on "Happy Birthday Ed!"

Karl_Pilkington — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 23:20:46 +0000

I like to think the soul only joins the body at the point of birth... So, there was a ghostly dead Bee Gee just floating round, waiting for Mrs Gamble to pop him out....

That's my view of it anyway...

UntamedBabe on "Happy Birthday Ed!"

UntamedBabe — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 22:41:41 +0000

Surely they would have had to have died BEFORE he was born though? Because he'd already have been alive for 9 months or so, remember. We'd need to find out who died at the exact moment of his conception.
(and happy birthday from me as well if you read this)

Karl_Pilkington on "Happy Birthday Ed!"

Karl_Pilkington — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 22:12:06 +0000

I don't know exactly how old you are Ed, but assuming you were born in 1982 (sounds about right...), you could be the reincarnation of Minoru Shirota. This otherwise unremarkable little japanese man invented the world's worst drink - Yakult.

In fact, if you were born in 1988, the high-voiced popster Andy Gibb died on that day, so you could in fact be a reincarnated Bee Gee....

..and we all thought Ray was the singing genius.....

robwebster on "Happy Birthday Ed!"

robwebster — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:36:55 +0000

Happy birthday Ed!

Best wishes, and I hope Raji sends you a card this time, the dozy cunt.

wgc sam on "Happy Birthday Ed!"

wgc sam — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:19:19 +0000

Happy Birthday.

And that's good, maybe they'll all have a big birthday party, that'd be good

Rusty on "Happy Birthday Ed!"

Rusty — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:06:19 +0000

Happy Birthday Ed!

You share your birthday with Osama Bin Laden, Chuck Norris and Prince Edward (no relation I assume). Which is quite nice.

jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) on "Happy Birthday Ed!"

jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 18:53:47 +0000

menny happy returns of the day

ill have to send a present

A Predator on "Happy Birthday Ed!"

A Predator — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:19:51 +0000

Happy birthday Ed! Just saw it is your birthday on the tour dates thing so happy birthday Ed!

jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) on "ed...ucation"

jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:20:49 +0000

i remember hearing ages ago when they started pgtips section that didnt last long that someone had put the idea on the Facebook page
so i may have got my hopes up from there

jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) on "ed...ucation"

jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:16:00 +0000

i want to help but im failing
i sould keep my mouth shut
i think i should re create any podcast idears i have in the future and just apply them to the forum for a fan thing

A Predator on "ed...ucation"

A Predator — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:11:44 +0000

I really don't want to come across like I'm having a go though Jack, I'm really not. A creative mind being constrained to itself is fucking frustrating for the owner, I just worry about them being on here and getting hopes up and then not being on the podcast. If you think of something that would be a great idea for the forum people to bounce off and have fun times with that would be awesome. Like dear Karl's spin on the idea.

Apparently Venezuela made a pasty, changed it's name to 'Empanada' and tried to pass it off as their own delicious lunchtime snack, cheeky fuckers.

jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) on "ed...ucation"

jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:10:54 +0000

sorry karl its going to be confusing because i just completely changed that post because it was rubbish

good facts btw